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Malmesbury Market Cross is a Grade I listed, late 15th century structure in the town of Malmesbury, Wiltshire, England.
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Vincenzo \"Enzo\" Trantino was an Italian lawyer and politician. A member of the Italian Social Movement and the National Alliance, he served in the Chamber of Deputies from 1972 to 2006.
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Buigny-Saint-Maclou is a commune in the Somme department in Hauts-de-France in northern France.
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